The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, drawing the public’s attention as hundreds of people gathered in the parking lot to watch the… Read more Community Theater Burns Down, Community Celebrates →
Elisabeth Moss recently starred in Universal’s horror movie The Invisible Man, in which her character is stalked by an unseen man trying to kill her. The movie is now in… Read more Elisabeth Moss Worried Invisible Man Still Right Behind Her →
I recently went down a rabbit hole of YouTube videos on the topic of living a minimalistic lifestyle. Minimalism – or the practice of living with less in order to… Read more Question for You, Minimalist →
If you try this, let us know how it goes?
MILWAUKEE, WI – Valerie Varth (25) thinks Valentine’s Day is stupid, and has held that opinion ever since she stopped seeing her cheating, idiot boyfriend in February of 2016. “I… Read more ‘Valentine’s Day is About Greeting Cards,’ Says Woman Who Won’t Be Getting One →
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Jeremy (19) just came out to his father, Chuck (49) while they were driving back from a car show. He hadn’t meant to do it, but the conservation of dating came up, and Jeremy couldn’t hold it in any longer.
Welcome! Thank you for your recent subscription to HeatMeUp dinner meal-kits. We appreciate your business, and hope to make meal time easier for your family’s busy lifestyle. We would also… Read more Cancelled Home Delivery Service Reminds You That They Know Where You Sleep →
Happy Halloween!! The killer who was waiting for you to come home from work so he could jump out from behind the shower curtain and stab you has decided to… Read more Killer Hiding Behind Shower Curtain Super Grossed Out By The Hair in the Drain →
UNITED STATES – The people want more pumpkin. They want to eat, drink, and wear pumpkin. They want to take pumpkin home on the first date, and do unspeakable things… Read more NEW Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Pumpkin Spice Will Hit You Right in the Pumpkin Patch →
REDINGTON BEACH, FL – A pilot whale washed up on the sand this weekend, and nearby beachgoers rushed to push the creature back into the toxic, polluted ocean. The whale… Read more Beached Whale Not Looking For Your Sympathy →
So you think the patriarchy is keeping you down by a wage gap of $0.79 for every dollar a man makes? Have you considered another number?
Disney’s latest sequel has taken the fans on another emotional roller coaster, exploring the human condition, and mankind’s love of trash…(read more)
The family dog, Scooter, is struggling with guilt after eating Matt’s chemistry homework…
Because he was working on his screenplay.
Rupert Beansprout (32) has earned himself an Employee of the Month recognition from the local Wendy’s after the regional manager noticed the exceptional craftsmanship of his Harvest Chicken Salad.