Boss Picks Nose During Performance Review In Strange, Effective Power Move
NEW YORK, NY – While listing the positive aspects of Kelly’s annual performance, Pete Fiorne, CEO of Hasbrah, kept his finger firmly planted in his right nostril.
Where’s The Waitress? Dead.
“Is the waitress EVER going to bring our check?!” Burt threw his purple arms in the air, bringing his meaty fists down onto the table so that everyone’s plates, the ones not yet cleared from the missing waitress, bounced and clattered.
Tracy Quits Soda Now So It Doesn’t Seem Like a New Year’s Thing
PHOENIX, Arizona – Tracy Parsons (33) announced to her coworkers today that she is giving up drinking soda, in the hopes that everyone will recognize this as a healthy lifestyle… Read more Tracy Quits Soda Now So It Doesn’t Seem Like a New Year’s Thing →
Mom Awaits Thanksgiving To See Daughter, Ask How To Delete Voicemails, Again
GREENSBURG, PA – Now that November is here, Diane Plumsey (52) has wasted no time in getting ready for Thanksgiving Day. While the suburban x-ray technician has many favorite parts of the holiday season (the cooking, the decorating, seeing friends and family) she can’t deny what she is most excited about this Turkey Day:
Heebie-Jeebies Plagues Locals
Used firecrackers, remnants of cheap, drugstore fireworks, and the faint smell of farts. This was the horrifying scene at Trickster Gallery, where a local man was found unconscious. The cause? Officials… Read more Heebie-Jeebies Plagues Locals →
