Welcome! Thank you for your recent subscription to HeatMeUp dinner meal-kits. We appreciate your business, and hope to make meal time easier for your family’s busy lifestyle. We would also… Read more Cancelled Home Delivery Service Reminds You That They Know Where You Sleep →
OAKLAND, CA – Kevin Handson, 57, was warned by his director to stop making his co-stars uncomfortable during rehearsals for Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, following increasingly disturbing complaints of sexual harassment.… Read more Actor Just “Pretending” To Be a Creep →
IOWA CITY, IA – While Mrs. Ferling showed a graph on the world’s population of 7.7 billion people to her 6th grade math class, Kelly doodled in her notebook, knowing… Read more World of 7 Billion People, Girl Finds Soulmate in Math Class →
So you think the patriarchy is keeping you down by a wage gap of $0.79 for every dollar a man makes? Have you considered another number?
Disney’s latest sequel has taken the fans on another emotional roller coaster, exploring the human condition, and mankind’s love of trash…(read more)
The family dog, Scooter, is struggling with guilt after eating Matt’s chemistry homework…
The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, finally drawing the public’s attention as they sat in the parking lot and watched the flames for 90 minutes, no intermission.
Rupert Beansprout (32) has earned himself an Employee of the Month recognition from the local Wendy’s after the regional manager noticed the exceptional craftsmanship of his Harvest Chicken Salad.
Tiffany and Zach Gremkock are suing Pet Palace after the bunny that they bought as an Easter present for their four year old daughter, Sadie, was still alive on Monday morning.
CHICAGO, IL – Daisy just wants to get on the train, like everybody else. She got out of bed late, like everybody else, and like everybody else, she has to… Read more Girl Waiting to Enter Train: ‘Can You Guys Scoot In?’ →
Rumor has it that when Andrea from development was having issues with her Outlook disconnecting last month, Owen opened up Internet Explorer to find the fix.
CHICAGO, IL – The State has dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett after months of media coverage alleging that the actor staged a hate crime against himself in order to… Read more Jussie Smollett Makes Final TV Appearance →
NEW YORK, NY – While listing the positive aspects of Kelly’s annual performance, Pete Fiorne, CEO of Hasbrah, kept his finger firmly planted in his right nostril.
ABUJA, NIGERIA – The Prince of the “Giant of Africa” was kidnapped in 1990, and has been desperately sending emails to random strangers for nearly 30 years without response.
FRANKFORT, KY – A fox in the southern part of town cannot for the life of it remember if the chicken that sits in front of him was killed last Thursday or last Saturday.
