MAUI, HAWAII- @ZenSteelOats69 uploaded a beautiful photo of his zen this morning, with a peaceful reminder to explore the beautiful curves of the Earth. He wants his Instagram followers to take in the bulging aura that yoga has provided him, and meditate on the happy trail to enlightenment that he is on.
PRINCETON, NJ – A new study from Princeton University finds that out of 100 men caught staring at a woman’s cleavage and told, “my eyes are up here,” 99.6 percent of them already knew that.
To their complete outrage, hundreds of young men have found that their 8 inch long penises, when measured with the new iPhone “Measure” app, are being displayed as just 5 1/2 inches.
RALEIGH, NC – During her most recent visit to the dentist for a routine cleaning, Rachel Argo, 27, couldn’t help but notice that her dental hygienist…
SUGAR LAND, TX – Bill releases a mighty belch and bows his head in prayer to ask the Good Lord for help finishing the Arby’s Meat Mountain Sandwich.
The American mattress retail chain Mattress Firm has decided to take a softer approach to the box spring business. Since its founding in 1986, the company has always believed that… Read more Mattress Firm Lightens Up →
PHOENIX, Arizona – Tracy Parsons (33) announced to her coworkers today that she is giving up drinking soda, in the hopes that everyone will recognize this as a healthy lifestyle… Read more Tracy Quits Soda Now So It Doesn’t Seem Like a New Year’s Thing →
CHICAGO, IL – Emilio Glammasheen is a male model who just wishes everyone would try a little bit harder.