Exhausted New York City bakery owner, Stephanie, finds herself trapped in the same lonely routine: work by day, fall asleep to Hallmark Channel Christmas movies on the couch by night. But this Christmas Eve, Stephanie wakes up to find herself in a Hallmark movie of her very own!
Junkins Toy Shop is an equal opportunity employer. We respect the religious views of all employees, and regret that our holiday party was so clearly Christmas themed. While the colors red and green are embraced by many as neutral festive decor, we understand that the “Merry Christmas” banner tilted the scales a bit.
“Soggy bottom!” Berry declared as she savagely ripped the head from a sugar cookie Santa Claus. “And the middle is underdone. Quite pathetic.”
Crushing student debt, low salaries, poor benefits, and high taxes are major reasons behind Millennials being unable to spend significant amounts of money on gifts this holiday season. But they… Read more Dogs of Millennials Can’t Afford Gifts This Season →
NORTH POLE – Sources have confirmed that Saint Nicholas “Santa” Claus has put every single staff member of the current White House Administration on the Naughty List this year.