CHICAGO, IL – Emilio Glammasheen is a male model who just wishes everyone would try a little bit harder.
(ST. LOUIS, Missouri) – Renovations are nearly complete on the Gateway Arch, the first of seven national monuments and memorials in President Trump’s plan to allow major corporations to buyout… Read more Trump Begins Buyout of National U.S. Monuments →
You may not realize it, but the choices you make when selecting your home decor can end up saying a lot about you. Don’t believe us? Check out the harsh… Read more What Your Home Decor Actually Says About You →
GREENSBURG, PA – Now that November is here, Diane Plumsey (52) has wasted no time in getting ready for Thanksgiving Day. While the suburban x-ray technician has many favorite parts of the holiday season (the cooking, the decorating, seeing friends and family) she can’t deny what she is most excited about this Turkey Day:
Used firecrackers, remnants of cheap, drugstore fireworks, and the faint smell of farts. This was the horrifying scene at Trickster Gallery, where a local man was found unconscious. The cause? Officials… Read more Heebie-Jeebies Plagues Locals →
A new study shows that the burrito, a Mexican dish consisting of a stuffed tortilla shell, has developed cognitive abilities such as memory, reasoning, and possibly even language.
Lions and Tigers and Bears, buh-bye! Now that Pride month has ended, thousands of exhausted gay bears are laying down for a nice long nap.
You read that right, the Chicago Bean has SPROUTED!
Elisa thought she would have the perfect wedding. Every detail was planned, from the outside ceremony in a local vineyard right down to the monogrammed hand soaps in the bathrooms… Read more Summer Solstice Arrives Early To Wedding, and Without a Gift →
(WAUKESHA, WI) – On Friday, Michael Browning was just a typical FedEx Ground employee completing his work week. Little did he know that by the end of the day, he… Read more Local Delivery Man Misses High Five, Causes Shame →
Chicago, IL – Now that June has arrived, dogs everywhere are ready to get outside. Dog-friendly beaches, like the ones in Chicago, IL, are perfect places to get exercise, enjoy fresh… Read more Female Dogs’ Expectations of Males, What to Wear to the Dog Beach this Summer →
Anyone who knows Wonder Woman knows that the goddess can usually be found riding high in her invisible plane. Some hardcore fans of the the D.C. character were disappointed that… Read more 5 Times You Missed the Invisible Plane in the new “Wonder Woman” movie →
United States – June 2nd is National Donut Day, and thousands of people are flooding social media to establish that they did get their morning donut today, just like they did… Read more National Donut Day is Happening, Again… →
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States President, Donald Trump, has announced he will be filing for divorce from Margaret “Mother” Nature. In a shockingly public shaming, Trump told officials today that he will pull the [not so] United States out of the Paris Climate Agreement; a worldwide effort to slow the effects of global warming and climate change.