The unpublished professor, Dr. Peter Amateuris, addressed his Professional Practices of Published Novelists class with confidence as he made up all kinds of nonsense about what the “industry” is looking for.
I don’t laugh when you trip over your Adidas, so why do you humans love to watch me fall?
RALEIGH, NC – During her most recent visit to the dentist for a routine cleaning, Rachel Argo, 27, couldn’t help but notice that her dental hygienist…
SUGAR LAND, TX – Bill releases a mighty belch and bows his head in prayer to ask the Good Lord for help finishing the Arby’s Meat Mountain Sandwich.
Balloons (they look like brightly colored, yummy fish!)
Utensils (forks, knives, spoons, sporks, they all feel the same when clogged in an airway)
Gregory the Giraffe, a lobbyist from Arlington Heights, Illinois, is an undeniable sharp shot with a rifle. The South African native has been hunting for years, with human trophies from all over the world: France, China, Germany, Australia.
Last week, Amazon unveiled their new In-Car Delivery service, allowing Prime members to have packages left in their car like a newborn baby during a flash sale at TJ Maxx.… Read more Amazon Prime Delivers Breakfast in Bed →
‘A Quiet Place’ earned 50 million dollars in its opening weekend, as thousands of people flooded movie theaters to escape the noise of American culture. Writer/Director John Krasinski’s film immediately… Read more Movie Review: ‘A Quiet Place’ Portrays a Peaceful World Where Everyone Shuts Up Already →
“You won’t catch me on my phone while driving!” exclaims Fannie Brynton (46) while driving to her job in downtown Seattle, one hand on the wheel of her 2011 Prius… Read more Mom Shames Texting And Driving While Plucking Chin Hairs At 60 MPH →
On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went in front of the television to watch “Queer… Read more Jesus Has Risen as Jonathan from Queer Eye →
The American mattress retail chain Mattress Firm has decided to take a softer approach to the box spring business. Since its founding in 1986, the company has always believed that… Read more Mattress Firm Lightens Up →
Tony, come in. Have a seat. Now before we begin, I just want to say… You have one kick-ass cubicle. We all love walking by your work area; with the most epic… Read more Guy with Decked Out Cubicle About to Have a Really Awkward Office Firing →
If you haven’t been to a church service in awhile, you may be surprised to find that the Catholic Church is still passing around an offering plate with, get this,… Read more Catholic Church Still Passing Around That Plate, Even Though There’s No Food On It →
Melissa Duncan (41) has not been seen or heard from since leaving for work at 8:25 AM Tuesday, and her family now believes she may be trapped in the mobile… Read more Local Woman Leaves Family, Elopes with Ketchup from Animal Crossing →
“Soggy bottom!” Berry declared as she savagely ripped the head from a sugar cookie Santa Claus. “And the middle is underdone. Quite pathetic.”