(FICTION, USA) Ollie called his Grandma to wish her a happy Mother’s Day, and to ask how she is handling being isolated during the current, COVID-19 pandemic. She lives alone… Read more Isolated Grandma Misses the Callused Touch of a Man →
After selecting their tokens, establishing a bank, and explaining the rules, the Burkes quickly went to work showing their son how terribly cruel the capitalist system can be.
The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, drawing the public’s attention as hundreds of people gathered in the parking lot to watch the… Read more Community Theater Burns Down, Community Celebrates →
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MILWAUKEE, WI – Valerie Varth (25) thinks Valentine’s Day is stupid, and has held that opinion ever since she stopped seeing her cheating, idiot boyfriend in February of 2016. “I… Read more ‘Valentine’s Day is About Greeting Cards,’ Says Woman Who Won’t Be Getting One →
DENVER, CO – 6:00 a.m. Monday morning, an alarm goes off in Vinny Sandradini’s bedroom. Half-asleep, the 29 year old throws his open palm down on his nightstand, feeling for the small noise-rectangle from which the horn is honking.
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Jeremy (19) just came out to his father, Chuck (49) while they were driving back from a car show. He hadn’t meant to do it, but the conservation of dating came up, and Jeremy couldn’t hold it in any longer.
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