(FICTION, USA) Ollie called his Grandma to wish her a happy Mother’s Day, and to ask how she is handling being isolated during the current, COVID-19 pandemic. She lives alone… Read more Isolated Grandma Misses the Callused Touch of a Man →
After selecting their tokens, establishing a bank, and explaining the rules, the Burkes quickly went to work showing their son how terribly cruel the capitalist system can be.
The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, drawing the public’s attention as hundreds of people gathered in the parking lot to watch the… Read more Community Theater Burns Down, Community Celebrates →
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MILWAUKEE, WI – Valerie Varth (25) thinks Valentine’s Day is stupid, and has held that opinion ever since she stopped seeing her cheating, idiot boyfriend in February of 2016. “I… Read more ‘Valentine’s Day is About Greeting Cards,’ Says Woman Who Won’t Be Getting One →
DENVER, CO – 6:00 a.m. Monday morning, an alarm goes off in Vinny Sandradini’s bedroom. Half-asleep, the 29 year old throws his open palm down on his nightstand, feeling for the small noise-rectangle from which the horn is honking.
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Jeremy (19) just came out to his father, Chuck (49) while they were driving back from a car show. He hadn’t meant to do it, but the conservation of dating came up, and Jeremy couldn’t hold it in any longer.
Welcome! Thank you for your recent subscription to HeatMeUp dinner meal-kits. We appreciate your business, and hope to make meal time easier for your family’s busy lifestyle. We would also… Read more Cancelled Home Delivery Service Reminds You That They Know Where You Sleep →
So you think the patriarchy is keeping you down by a wage gap of $0.79 for every dollar a man makes? Have you considered another number?
The family dog, Scooter, is struggling with guilt after eating Matt’s chemistry homework…
April 24th is National Admin Appreciation Day, and the only person who knows that is the person who is in charge of calendars for your office — the Admins! The… Read more ‘Did Everyone Sign the Office Admin Appreciation Card?’ Asks Office Admin →
Rupert Beansprout (32) has earned himself an Employee of the Month recognition from the local Wendy’s after the regional manager noticed the exceptional craftsmanship of his Harvest Chicken Salad.
Tiffany and Zach Gremkock are suing Pet Palace after the bunny that they bought as an Easter present for their four year old daughter, Sadie, was still alive on Monday morning.
CHICAGO, IL – Daisy just wants to get on the train, like everybody else. She got out of bed late, like everybody else, and like everybody else, she has to… Read more Girl Waiting to Enter Train: ‘Can You Guys Scoot In?’ →
Rumor has it that when Andrea from development was having issues with her Outlook disconnecting last month, Owen opened up Internet Explorer to find the fix.