Movie Review: Disney’s Toy Story 4 Captures Mankind’s Love of Trash
Disney’s latest sequel has taken the fans on another emotional roller coaster, exploring the human condition, and mankind’s love of trash…(read more)
Community Theater Burns Down, Finally Offering Something Interesting to Watch
The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, finally drawing the public’s attention as they sat in the parking lot and watched the flames for 90 minutes, no intermission.
Jussie Smollett Makes Final TV Appearance
CHICAGO, IL – The State has dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett after months of media coverage alleging that the actor staged a hate crime against himself in order to… Read more Jussie Smollett Makes Final TV Appearance →
‘Orange is the New Black’ Season 7 Rewritten to Include Aunt Becky
LOS ANGELES, CA – The writers’ room of ‘Orange Is The New Black’ is working hard to rewrite the show’s finale to include Lori Loughlin, following her recent charge for conspiracy in a college admissions scandal.
Netflix’s ‘Bird Box’ Announces Sequel, ‘Fish Jar’ Starring Nicole Kidman
In an effort to make a sequel so bad that you literally have to wear a blindfold to avoid it, the Netflix saga will follow Nicole Kidman lost at sea with only…
America Enraged As Hundreds of Gold Statues Held in Camps at Californian Border
While Ellen campaigns for Kevin Hart on her show, and Americans scour Twitter for a member of the Hollywood Elite with a clean feed, hundreds of solid bronze, 24-karat plated gold statuettes remain without a home
Hallmark Channel Releases New Movie About Woman Trapped in Hallmark Channel Movie
Exhausted New York City bakery owner, Stephanie, finds herself trapped in the same lonely routine: work by day, fall asleep to Hallmark Channel Christmas movies on the couch by night. But this Christmas Eve, Stephanie wakes up to find herself in a Hallmark movie of her very own!
Movie Review: ‘Halloween’ A Romantic Reunion 40 Years in the Making
SPOILER FREE- Move over A Star is Born, Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Michael Myers are back in a romantic fall film that will leave you clutching your loved-ones close. A sequel to the now 40 year old original movie of the same name, Laurie and Michael’s passion for one another – even after all this time- reminds us of such Hollywood classics as The Way We Were, or The Lake House.
Movie Review: ‘A Quiet Place’ Portrays a Peaceful World Where Everyone Shuts Up Already
‘A Quiet Place’ earned 50 million dollars in its opening weekend, as thousands of people flooded movie theaters to escape the noise of American culture. Writer/Director John Krasinski’s film immediately… Read more Movie Review: ‘A Quiet Place’ Portrays a Peaceful World Where Everyone Shuts Up Already →
Jesus Has Risen as Jonathan from Queer Eye
On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went in front of the television to watch “Queer… Read more Jesus Has Risen as Jonathan from Queer Eye →
Mary Berry Critiques Your Shitty Christmas Cookies
“Soggy bottom!” Berry declared as she savagely ripped the head from a sugar cookie Santa Claus. “And the middle is underdone. Quite pathetic.”
Male Model Just Wishes Everyone Tried A Little Harder
CHICAGO, IL – Emilio Glammasheen is a male model who just wishes everyone would try a little bit harder.
