This is a satire comedy blog written in the style of popular satire such as The Onion, Clickhole, etc. Written by comedy student writer Andy Meholick of iO Chicago and Second City Chicago, Illinois.
(FICTION, USA) Ollie called his Grandma to wish her a happy Mother’s Day, and to ask how she is handling being isolated during the current, COVID-19 pandemic. She lives alone… Read more Isolated Grandma Misses the Callused Touch of a Man →
We all have people in our lives that we would rather ignore. We “forget” to reply to their texts, or we “didn’t see” they called (again). We put off responding… Read more COVID-19 Really Messed Up My ‘I’m Just So Busy’ Excuse →
After selecting their tokens, establishing a bank, and explaining the rules, the Burkes quickly went to work showing their son how terribly cruel the capitalist system can be.
There are hundreds of articles, graphics, and videos on how to properly wash your hands to prevent against cold, flu, and coronavirus illness. But what about washing your feet? Hand-washing… Read more How Do I Wash My Feet During Coronavirus Outbreak? A Hand-washing Expert Weighs In →
The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, drawing the public’s attention as hundreds of people gathered in the parking lot to watch the… Read more Community Theater Burns Down, Community Celebrates →
Elisabeth Moss recently starred in Universal’s horror movie The Invisible Man, in which her character is stalked by an unseen man trying to kill her. The movie is now in… Read more Elisabeth Moss Worried Invisible Man Still Right Behind Her →
I recently went down a rabbit hole of YouTube videos on the topic of living a minimalistic lifestyle. Minimalism – or the practice of living with less in order to… Read more Question for You, Minimalist →
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MILWAUKEE, WI – Valerie Varth (25) thinks Valentine’s Day is stupid, and has held that opinion ever since she stopped seeing her cheating, idiot boyfriend in February of 2016. “I… Read more ‘Valentine’s Day is About Greeting Cards,’ Says Woman Who Won’t Be Getting One →
DENVER, CO – 6:00 a.m. Monday morning, an alarm goes off in Vinny Sandradini’s bedroom. Half-asleep, the 29 year old throws his open palm down on his nightstand, feeling for the small noise-rectangle from which the horn is honking.
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Jeremy (19) just came out to his father, Chuck (49) while they were driving back from a car show. He hadn’t meant to do it, but the conservation of dating came up, and Jeremy couldn’t hold it in any longer.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have declared their intention to step down from the streaming service titan, The Royal Family, to start their own digital platform somewhere in Canada.
Welcome! Thank you for your recent subscription to HeatMeUp dinner meal-kits. We appreciate your business, and hope to make meal time easier for your family’s busy lifestyle. We would also… Read more Cancelled Home Delivery Service Reminds You That They Know Where You Sleep →
Happy Halloween!! The killer who was waiting for you to come home from work so he could jump out from behind the shower curtain and stab you has decided to… Read more Killer Hiding Behind Shower Curtain Super Grossed Out By The Hair in the Drain →
September 30, 1846 Dear Diary, Virginia is a dream. My family’s farmland a haven from the infested soil of our homeland, and the famine that brought us here. Since arriving… Read more Dear Diary: What Do Pants Feel Like? →
