Child Flips Monopoly Board During First Taste of Adulthood
After selecting their tokens, establishing a bank, and explaining the rules, the Burkes quickly went to work showing their son how terribly cruel the capitalist system can be.
How Do I Wash My Feet During Coronavirus Outbreak? A Hand-washing Expert Weighs In
There are hundreds of articles, graphics, and videos on how to properly wash your hands to prevent against cold, flu, and coronavirus illness. But what about washing your feet? Hand-washing… Read more How Do I Wash My Feet During Coronavirus Outbreak? A Hand-washing Expert Weighs In →
Community Theater Burns Down, Community Celebrates
The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, drawing the public’s attention as hundreds of people gathered in the parking lot to watch the… Read more Community Theater Burns Down, Community Celebrates →
Elisabeth Moss Worried Invisible Man Still Right Behind Her
Elisabeth Moss recently starred in Universal’s horror movie The Invisible Man, in which her character is stalked by an unseen man trying to kill her. The movie is now in… Read more Elisabeth Moss Worried Invisible Man Still Right Behind Her →
Question for You, Minimalist
I recently went down a rabbit hole of YouTube videos on the topic of living a minimalistic lifestyle. Minimalism – or the practice of living with less in order to… Read more Question for You, Minimalist →
The Out of Office Message We All Want To Send
If you try this, let us know how it goes?
‘Valentine’s Day is About Greeting Cards,’ Says Woman Who Won’t Be Getting One
MILWAUKEE, WI – Valerie Varth (25) thinks Valentine’s Day is stupid, and has held that opinion ever since she stopped seeing her cheating, idiot boyfriend in February of 2016. “I… Read more ‘Valentine’s Day is About Greeting Cards,’ Says Woman Who Won’t Be Getting One →
Sleeping Man Can’t Tell If He Hit Snooze Once or 5,557 Times
DENVER, CO – 6:00 a.m. Monday morning, an alarm goes off in Vinny Sandradini’s bedroom. Half-asleep, the 29 year old throws his open palm down on his nightstand, feeling for the small noise-rectangle from which the horn is honking.
Father of Gay Son Just Hopes He Isn’t A Bottom
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Jeremy (19) just came out to his father, Chuck (49) while they were driving back from a car show. He hadn’t meant to do it, but the conservation of dating came up, and Jeremy couldn’t hold it in any longer.
Prince Harry and Meghan Leave Royal Family To Start Own Streaming Service
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have declared their intention to step down from the streaming service titan, The Royal Family, to start their own digital platform somewhere in Canada.
Cancelled Home Delivery Service Reminds You That They Know Where You Sleep
Welcome! Thank you for your recent subscription to HeatMeUp dinner meal-kits. We appreciate your business, and hope to make meal time easier for your family’s busy lifestyle. We would also… Read more Cancelled Home Delivery Service Reminds You That They Know Where You Sleep →
Killer Hiding Behind Shower Curtain Super Grossed Out By The Hair in the Drain
Happy Halloween!! The killer who was waiting for you to come home from work so he could jump out from behind the shower curtain and stab you has decided to… Read more Killer Hiding Behind Shower Curtain Super Grossed Out By The Hair in the Drain →
Dear Diary: What Do Pants Feel Like?
September 30, 1846 Dear Diary, Virginia is a dream. My family’s farmland a haven from the infested soil of our homeland, and the famine that brought us here. Since arriving… Read more Dear Diary: What Do Pants Feel Like? →
NEW Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Pumpkin Spice Will Hit You Right in the Pumpkin Patch
UNITED STATES – The people want more pumpkin. They want to eat, drink, and wear pumpkin. They want to take pumpkin home on the first date, and do unspeakable things… Read more NEW Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Pumpkin Spice Will Hit You Right in the Pumpkin Patch →
American Horror Story Fans Ready to See How Ryan Murphy Ruins This Idea, Too
American Horror Story premieres its ninth season on FX tonight, titled 1984, and fans are already eagerly speculating how creators Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk will let them down, again.… Read more American Horror Story Fans Ready to See How Ryan Murphy Ruins This Idea, Too →
