This is a satire comedy blog written in the style of popular satire such as The Onion, Clickhole, etc. Written by comedy student writer Andy Meholick of iO Chicago and Second City Chicago, Illinois.
CHICAGO, IL – The State has dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett after months of media coverage alleging that the actor staged a hate crime against himself in order to… Read more Jussie Smollett Makes Final TV Appearance →
NEW YORK, NY – While listing the positive aspects of Kelly’s annual performance, Pete Fiorne, CEO of Hasbrah, kept his finger firmly planted in his right nostril.
ABUJA, NIGERIA – The Prince of the “Giant of Africa” was kidnapped in 1990, and has been desperately sending emails to random strangers for nearly 30 years without response.
FRANKFORT, KY – A fox in the southern part of town cannot for the life of it remember if the chicken that sits in front of him was killed last Thursday or last Saturday.
LOS ANGELES, CA – The writers’ room of ‘Orange Is The New Black’ is working hard to rewrite the show’s finale to include Lori Loughlin, following her recent charge for conspiracy in a college admissions scandal.
“The ice cube touched her lips, and she went so pale,” said daughter Dorothy Clapp (55).
350 North American bird species are flying over the border from the Gulf of Mexico into the United States and Canada, promising trouble for any fool that gets in their way.
In an effort to make a sequel so bad that you literally have to wear a blindfold to avoid it, the Netflix saga will follow Nicole Kidman lost at sea with only…
While Ellen campaigns for Kevin Hart on her show, and Americans scour Twitter for a member of the Hollywood Elite with a clean feed, hundreds of solid bronze, 24-karat plated gold statuettes remain without a home
“Is the waitress EVER going to bring our check?!” Burt threw his purple arms in the air, bringing his meaty fists down onto the table so that everyone’s plates, the ones not yet cleared from the missing waitress, bounced and clattered.
Exhausted New York City bakery owner, Stephanie, finds herself trapped in the same lonely routine: work by day, fall asleep to Hallmark Channel Christmas movies on the couch by night. But this Christmas Eve, Stephanie wakes up to find herself in a Hallmark movie of her very own!
MOON TOWNSHIP, PA – Barry gazed out his window at the fresh blanket of packed, white snow. “Must be at least 8 inches out there,” he mumbled to his wife.… Read more Dad Shovels Snow Covered Lawn So He Can Mow →
Junkins Toy Shop is an equal opportunity employer. We respect the religious views of all employees, and regret that our holiday party was so clearly Christmas themed. While the colors red and green are embraced by many as neutral festive decor, we understand that the “Merry Christmas” banner tilted the scales a bit.
The famous Hidden Valley Ranch, where salad dressing flows like lava from beautiful, multicolored volcanoes of Italian, Balsamic, French, Raspberry Vinaigrette, and that famous zesty white stuff, has been found through a crawl space of a Rue21 dressing room in
TULSA, OK – Darla Skidder recounted an audacious discovery after entering her office bathroom Wednesday mid-morning; holding the door for her exiting co-worker, Cheryl. “I knew right then that Cheryl must’ve just gotten up from one of the toilet seats…but which one?”
