Killer Hiding Behind Shower Curtain Super Grossed Out By The Hair in the Drain
The killer who was waiting for you to come home from work so he could jump out from behind the shower curtain and stab you has decided to just go. The hair in your drain is creeping him out, and the mildew and mold along the stall walls…gross, dude.
He took the liberty of taking out the trash, which he sees as a small gesture, but hopes it might help start you on a path to more hygienic habits.
He’ll be back next year to check on you.
(Photo credit: Mike Habby)