Beached Whale Not Looking For Your Sympathy

REDINGTON BEACH, FL – A pilot whale washed up on the sand this weekend, and nearby beachgoers rushed to push the creature back into the toxic, polluted ocean. The whale was hoping to enjoy a day on the beach and go out on its own terms, rather than slowly filling its insides with human-waste materials, but locals couldn’t bare to see the consequences of their actions. Much better to have it die out at sea, amidst the single use bottles and shopping bags. The beaches stay nice and clean that way.

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