‘Did Everyone Sign the Office Admin Appreciation Card?’ Asks Office Admin

April 24th is National Admin Appreciation Day, and the only person who knows that is the person who is in charge of calendars for your office — the Admins!
The Admins have bought, signed and reimbursed themselves for the Admin Appreciation Day card that will be given to them by themselves at the luncheon that they organized, setup, and will be cleaning up after.
Did you forget it was Admin Appreciation Day? Don’t worry, your Admin will remind you shortly with a perfectly worded, passive-aggressive calendar update.