LOS ANGELES, CA – The writers’ room of Orange Is The New Black is working hard to rewrite the show’s finale to include Lori Loughlin, following her recent charge for conspiracy in a college admissions scandal.

An anonymous Netflix representative has leaked a brief explanation of how they intend to work her character into the popular prison drama.

“It’s simple- In Fuller House, Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky didn’t think their twins were smart enough to get into college on their own, so they bribe a coach and- BAM- great television!”