Grandma Eats Ice Cube, Gets Pneumonia
KANSAS CITY, MO – Henrietta Barley (82) has been hospitalized after accidentally drinking a glass of tea with an ice cube in it.
“The ice cube touched her lips, and she went so pale,” said daughter Dorothy Clapp (55). “She’s a fighter, so I’m sure this won’t be what sends her to the pearly gates of heaven. It’s going to take a flight of stairs to do that.”
Doctors estimate that Henrietta will have a full recovery, but warns her to avoid catching her death from cold toilet seats.