Birds Start Migration North, Ready to F*ck Sh*t Up This Spring

UNITED STATES – 350 North American bird species are flying over the border from the Gulf of Mexico into the United States and Canada, promising trouble for any fool that gets in their way. The birds are well-fed, horny, and ready for a spring break that makes your college trip to Cabo look like a church service.

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