Like every morning, Danielle really wanted to start today off by not shower crying, but accidentally opened social media, and definitely needed a shower cry. She knew today was important-voting day!- but after spending 46 minutes laying in the white porcelain tub, letting her warm tears wash away under her rainforest shower head, she just didn’t have the strength to stand in a polling line before work.

She had a cry into her coffee mug instead, certain that other millennials would show up as responsible citizens. Surely they weren’t all sleeping in, right?