Water: Why Do Humans Like When I Fall?

I don’t laugh when you trip over your Adidas, so why do you humans love to watch me fall down?

We all have bad days. We all stumble. You don’t see me taking photos while you careen off a cliff. Why do you think waterfalls are in remote locations? I’m trying to avoid the paparazzi, haters.

Do you even know what I am capable of? How fascinating the water cycle is? A tsunami? Waterfalls are for chumps. You want to see some real power? Just wait until the polar ice caps are finished melting; then I’ll give you something worth shaking a selfie stick at.

Until then, go fulfill your waterfall urges with a high-pressure removable shower head.

(submitted by: water)

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