American Horror Story premieres its ninth season on FX tonight, titled 1984, and fans are already eagerly speculating how creators Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk will let them down, again.… Read more American Horror Story Fans Ready to See How Ryan Murphy Ruins This Idea, Too →
OAKLAND, CA – Kevin Handson, 57, was warned by his director to stop making his co-stars uncomfortable during rehearsals for Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, following increasingly disturbing complaints of sexual harassment.… Read more Actor Just Pretending To Be a Creep →
In his new novel, Earth Babes Go to Outer Space, sci-fi writer Randall Cantright admits to his readers that he wrote the entire book without ever leaving planet Earth. “I… Read more SciFi Novelist Admits He Has Never Even Been to Space →
IOWA CITY, IA – While Mrs. Ferling showed a graph on the world’s population of 7.7 billion people to her 6th grade math class, Kelly doodled in her notebook, knowing… Read more World of 7 Billion People, Girl Finds Soulmate in Math Class →
REDINGTON BEACH, FL – A pilot whale washed up on the sand this weekend, and nearby beachgoers rushed to push the creature back into the toxic, polluted ocean. The whale… Read more Beached Whale Not Looking For Your Sympathy →
So you think the patriarchy is keeping you down by a wage gap of $0.79 for every dollar a man makes? Have you considered another number?
Disney’s latest sequel has taken the fans on another emotional roller coaster, exploring the human condition, and mankind’s love of trash…(read more)
The family dog, Scooter, is struggling with guilt after eating Matt’s chemistry homework…
The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, finally drawing the public’s attention as they sat in the parking lot and watched the flames for 90 minutes, no intermission.
Because he was working on his screenplay.
April 24th is National Admin Appreciation Day, and the only person who knows that is the person who is in charge of calendars for your office — the Admins! The… Read more ‘Did Everyone Sign the Office Admin Appreciation Card?’ Asks Office Admin →
Rupert Beansprout (32) has earned himself an Employee of the Month recognition from the local Wendy’s after the regional manager noticed the exceptional craftsmanship of his Harvest Chicken Salad.
Tiffany and Zach Gremkock are suing Pet Palace after the bunny that they bought as an Easter present for their four year old daughter, Sadie, was still alive on Monday morning.
CHICAGO, IL – Daisy just wants to get on the train, like everybody else. She got out of bed late, like everybody else, and like everybody else, she has to… Read more Girl Waiting to Enter Train: ‘Can You Guys Scoot In?’ →
Rumor has it that when Andrea from development was having issues with her Outlook disconnecting last month, Owen opened up Internet Explorer to find the fix.