The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have declared their intention to step down from the streaming service titan, The Royal Family, to start their own digital platform somewhere in Canada.
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So you think the patriarchy is keeping you down by a wage gap of $0.79 for every dollar a man makes? Have you considered another number?
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The family dog, Scooter, is struggling with guilt after eating Matt’s chemistry homework…
The local community theater caught fire during the first act of Hairspray last night, finally drawing the public’s attention as they sat in the parking lot and watched the flames for 90 minutes, no intermission.
Because he was working on his screenplay.